Invasion of the Alien Cattle is the latest column for FP. The column notes the massive influx of cows into the US and makes the point that immigrant bovines just aren’t a big source of demand for the output of other cows –young calves and the victims of enforced bovine cannibalism aside. So every foreign cow is taking the place of a domestic cow. Conversely, for humans, it doesn’t take the genius of the Soylent Corporation for immigrant workers to make goods, reduce prices and create jobs for others. And arguments that cows don't have cultural differences, so assimilation is easier, don't hold up --because cattle from foreign herds moo differently. The article suggests the only way to redress the bovine/human imbalance is a mooveon.org or minutesteak militia to deal with the bovine menace.